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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:46
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Is it possible to use AI to help with interview questions?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Denise Austin’s 5 Habits to Tackle Stubborn Belly Fat - Eat This Not That
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
We finally may be able to rid the world of mosquitoes. But should we? - The Washington Post
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
What is your worst experience in life?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Are you already having anal sex?
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good
Russell Wilson: Nothing changes for me with Jaxson Dart here - NBC Sports
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Crunch time—we’ll soon find out if Amazon’s launch providers are up to the job - Ars Technica
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids